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six-foot-two-phanchild:

adorkablester:

Oh Phil.. why don’t you just kiss the real Dan instead?? ;)

and you should really get a lock on your door, Phil…

bUT THE CEREAL HAS A DICK WHY ARENT WE TALKING ABOUT THIS OMG

    #me 
"phil lester is the by-product of two related grandparents and a haircut that was cool in 2006, but thats okay because he has a lovely personality. - dan"

"dan howell - whose name rhymes with hand towel and hand scowl and sand owl - was created when a woodland creature had a baby with liam payne from one direction - phil"

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

dailytroyler:

same

fucking-landshark:

I love how everyone at the BBC and on youtube see Dan and Phil as a conjoined unit. TheFineBros put them together when reacting, other YouTubers refer to them as “Dan and Phil” and just overall, no one sees them as separate people anymore and that’s kind of adorable.

'I don't think I even breathe when we're not together,' she whispered. 'Which means, when I see you on Monday morning, it's been like sixty hours since I've taken a breath. That's probably why I'm so crabby, and why I snap at you. All I do when we're apart is think about you, and all I do when we're together is panic. Because every second feels so important. And because I'm so out of control, I can't help myself. I'm not even mine anymore, I'm yours, and what if you decide that you don't want me? How could you want me like I want you?'
— Rainbow Rowell, Eleanor & Park (via broadens)

i hate it more than everything when drunk people text me